Anonymous sent: Whose a dirty biiird. Oh Shuu you dirty dirty bird you. You roll in that dust. Mmmm yes.

Have a picture of myself at a family reunion.

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#Anonymous #ask 
Anonymous sent: W-Wait, what are you doing in my bed, Shuu?!

I’ve come to ravish you.

sexshuual sent: if you are the hunger games, don't you think it's a little awkward to run around slaughtering yourself, doctor?

What could be awkward about such an experience? Wouldn’t you find it thrilling, interesting, such a unique and unheard of thing? Haven’t you always wondered what it would be like to slaughter somebody who looked like you?

waffle-kun sent: *kicks shin* YOLO

What shins?

But indeed, YOLO, because I’m going to kill you.

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#waffle-kun #ask 
Anonymous sent: *leans in close and whispers right in your ear* Okosan pooped in your coffee ...

“mmm watcha say” cried the wind through the infirmary.

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#Anonymous #ask 
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Anonymous sent: It seems nettles have made the milk drop out from inside my teat.

kagokaka.

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#ask #anonymous 
Anonymous sent: I dare you to kiss me. Not just a peck. A kiss. With emotion.

A kiss? Is that all you want? Hoho, how disappointing.