Anonymous sent: Whose a dirty biiird. Oh Shuu you dirty dirty bird you. You roll in that dust. Mmmm yes.
Have a picture of myself at a family reunion.

Have a picture of myself at a family reunion.


I’ve come to ravish you.

What could be awkward about such an experience? Wouldn’t you find it thrilling, interesting, such a unique and unheard of thing? Haven’t you always wondered what it would be like to slaughter somebody who looked like you?
“mmm watcha say” cried the wind through the infirmary.

A kiss? Is that all you want? Hoho, how disappointing.